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by halvorj
Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:44 pm
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: Surprosed Cows
Replies: 0
Views: 3828

Surprosed Cows

The Herring Choker Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. "Surprised Cows" Little 10-year-old Freddie goes for a long weekend with his uncle, a wealthy farm owner. One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an o...
by halvorj
Fri Mar 22, 2002 12:07 pm
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: Bungee-Jumping
Replies: 0
Views: 4019

Bungee-Jumping

Bungee-Jumping Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elast...
by halvorj
Fri Mar 22, 2002 12:05 pm
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: How do you know when it's time to call it a night?....
Replies: 0
Views: 4188

How do you know when it's time to call it a night?....

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is. 2. I believe that dancing with my arms over head and my butt wiggling while yelling woo-ho is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too. 4. In my last trip to "pee"...
by halvorj
Fri Mar 22, 2002 12:03 pm
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: Drugstore
Replies: 0
Views: 3916

Drugstore

Drugstore

Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra.
The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!




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by halvorj
Fri Mar 22, 2002 12:02 pm
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: Stan's at the store...
Replies: 0
Views: 4122

Stan's at the store...

Stan's at the store... A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell, the wife answers. " Hi is Stan home?" " No he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" " No come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a h...
by halvorj
Fri Mar 22, 2002 12:01 pm
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: Letter to FAA
Replies: 1
Views: 4658

Letter to FAA

The RoboCarp Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. "Letter To FAA" Dear Sirs; I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women...
by halvorj
Fri Mar 08, 2002 8:53 am
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
Replies: 0
Views: 4373

The Miracle Of Toilet Paper

The Herring Choker Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husban...
by halvorj
Fri Mar 08, 2002 8:51 am
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: Think you know everything?
Replies: 0
Views: 4012

Think you know everything?

The Dementia Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. Think you know everything? 1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 3. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 4. The average person's left hand does 56% o...
by halvorj
Fri Mar 08, 2002 8:50 am
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: true or false? true!!!!
Replies: 0
Views: 4064

true or false? true!!!!

The Herring Choker Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. true or false? true!!!! There was a fly flying over a pond in the middle of a fog. He thought, "If I dropped 6 inches, I could clear this fog and fly across the pond." On the other side of the pond, there is a frog...
by halvorj
Fri Mar 08, 2002 8:49 am
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: On map reading
Replies: 0
Views: 4156

On map reading

The Dementia Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. On map reading The young teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked David, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch...
by halvorj
Fri Mar 08, 2002 8:48 am
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: Breaking News...
Replies: 1
Views: 4302

Breaking News...

The Herring Choker Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. Breaking News ATLANTA (Mar.4) - The governors of Alabama, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of Al Qaida terrorists have ...
by halvorj
Fri Mar 08, 2002 8:47 am
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: Man with no arm or legs
Replies: 0
Views: 4118

Man with no arm or legs

The RoboCarp Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. Man with no arms or legs A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by three beautiful young woman who takes pity on him. The first says to him,Have you ever been hugged? The man shakes his h...
by halvorj
Fri Mar 08, 2002 8:45 am
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: Dave...
Replies: 0
Views: 4165

Dave...

The Dementia Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. "How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?" demanded the policeman. Dave jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a low moan. His distress was so great that the cop was moved to ease up on him a...
by halvorj
Tue Feb 19, 2002 10:00 am
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: New Date Drug.............
Replies: 0
Views: 4119

New Date Drug.............

The Herring Choker Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. New Date Drug.......... Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers, and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market, called "beer,...
by halvorj
Tue Feb 19, 2002 9:32 am
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: Three Women
Replies: 0
Views: 4273

Three Women

The Herring Choker Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. Three women are discussing sex and birth control. The first woman says, 'We're Catholic, so we can't use it.' The second woman says, `I'm also Catholic, but we use the rhythm method.' The third woman says, `We use ...
by halvorj
Thu Feb 14, 2002 9:38 am
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: True Love?
Replies: 0
Views: 4178

True Love?

The Herring Choker Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. True Love? An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedro...
by halvorj
Thu Feb 14, 2002 9:37 am
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: Sheep
Replies: 0
Views: 4201

Sheep

The Herring Choker Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. Sheep News reported today that the Taliban are using sheep to detect mines. They send them into a field and if they're blown up, they have dinner. If they make it through alive, they have a date. Works perfectly. W...
by halvorj
Thu Feb 14, 2002 9:37 am
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: The Iowa Cow
Replies: 0
Views: 4674

The Iowa Cow

The Herring Choker Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. The Iowa Cow There was this Norwegian farmer, Ole, from Wisconsin, and he is going to Iowa to buy a cow on a sale. Ole gets to Iowa and buys the nicest looking cow there, takes it home. Getting ready to milk it, Ol...
by halvorj
Wed Feb 13, 2002 2:18 pm
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: RRRRRRRRR..............
Replies: 0
Views: 4330

RRRRRRRRR..............

The Herring Choker Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. RRRRRRRRRR.......................... PIRATE'S PANTS On a ship, there was a pirate who had a steering wheel sticking out of his pants zipper. One of his crew members came to him and asked "Do you know there's a stee...
by halvorj
Wed Feb 13, 2002 9:36 am
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: Actual Names of Towns...
Replies: 7
Views: 3049

Actual Names of Towns...

The Herring Choker Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. Actual Names of Towns: Nobber (Donegal, Ireland) Arsoli (Lazio, Italy) Muff (Northern Ireland) Bastard (Norway) Twatt (Shetland, UK) Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada) Wankie (Zimbabwe) {WOW} Climax (Colorado, USA) Licke...
by halvorj
Tue Feb 12, 2002 4:30 pm
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: A mans world
Replies: 0
Views: 4204

A mans world

The Herring Choker Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. A mans world IF IT REALLY WAS A MAN'S WORLD...... 1.Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the arse and a "Cheers for the sex - now F*ck off" would pretty much do it. 2.Birth control would come in ale or lag...
by halvorj
Tue Feb 12, 2002 4:18 pm
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: Carnation Milk
Replies: 0
Views: 4595

Carnation Milk

The Herring Choker Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. Carnation Milk One evening a Minnesota farm woman wrote a jingle to try to win a large cash prize from Carnation Milk. It was to be completed in 50 words or less. Carnation furnished the first line, "I like Carnati...
by halvorj
Mon Feb 11, 2002 12:31 pm
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: Little Johnny
Replies: 0
Views: 4186

Little Johnny

The Herring Choker Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. Little Johnny and his best buddy Billy wanted to go fishing, so they got into their boat and headed out into the ocean. After traveling several miles a very large wave came at them and capsized their small boat. As...
by halvorj
Mon Feb 11, 2002 12:30 pm
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: Sex in Sun City
Replies: 0
Views: 4229

Sex in Sun City

The Herring Choker Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. Sex in Sun City A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple...
by halvorj
Mon Feb 11, 2002 12:29 pm
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: The scene is set...
Replies: 0
Views: 4005

The scene is set...

The Herring Choker Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. The scene is set, night, cold, campfire, stars twinkle in the dark night sky... Three hang-glider pilots, one from Australia, one from South Africa and the other from New Zealand, are sitting around a campfire near...
by halvorj
Mon Feb 11, 2002 12:27 pm
Forum: Shootin' the Breeze
Topic: HA!!!
Replies: 0
Views: 4020

HA!!!

The Dementia Joke List. Visit http://www.robocarp.com to subscribe/unsubscribe. A priest, doctor and engineer were sentenced to die by the guillotine. The priest was called first. He was let up to the platform, strapped in, and the Board lowered into position and has had secured. The executioner pul...