A guy walks into a bar with a dog. As they sit down
at the counter, the bartender tells them, that no dogs
are allowed. The dog looks up and says, "I don't
see any sign posted about dogs." To which the
bartender looks at them both and exclaims "Hey!
You can talk! This is wild! I'm buying you both a
beer." They both thank him and proceed to enjoy
After awhile, the man excuses himself to go to the
bathroom and the bartender leans over the bar and
asks the dog if he'll "go over to the 7-11 across the
street and ask for change from a $20 to buy a
newspaper. He tells the dog that his friend across
the street would get a kick out of it. In return, he'll
buy beers for the both of them for the rest of the day
and keep the $20 for his trouble.
The dog agrees and taking the $20 in his mouth,
walks out of the bar.
When the man comes out of the bathroom, he asks
where his dog has gone and panics when he is told
the dog has gone outside without him.
He runs outside and begins to cross the street when
he hears a sound in the alley next to the bar. When
he turns into the alley, he discovers his dog humping
a French Poodle. Shock, the man looks to his dog
and says, "Rex, how could you? You've NEVER
done anything like this before!"
The dog looks up at him and says, "Frankly, I've
never had a $20 bill before!"
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