Carnation Milk

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Carnation Milk

Post by halvorj » Tue Feb 12, 2002 4:18 pm

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Carnation Milk

One evening a Minnesota farm woman wrote a jingle to try to win a large
cash prize from Carnation Milk. It was to be completed in 50 words or

Carnation furnished the first line, "I like Carnation best of all ". .A
couple of months later, the woman was surprised when a Carnation Milk
representative came to her door and said her entry was the best, but it
couldn't be published. However, they were giving her a consolation award
of $1,000.

Here is her entry: I like Carnation best of all, No tits to pull, no
shit to haul. No barns to clean, no hay to pitch,Just punch a hole in
the sonofabitch

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