The Iowa Cow

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The Iowa Cow

Post by halvorj » Thu Feb 14, 2002 9:37 am

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The Iowa Cow

There was this Norwegian farmer, Ole, from Wisconsin, and he is going to
Iowa to buy a cow on a sale. Ole gets to Iowa and buys the nicest
looking cow there, takes it home.

Getting ready to milk it, Ole grabs a hold of the teats, pulls, and the
cow farts. Ole thinks to himself, "Uffda, oh what da heck," and he
grabs a hold of the teats, pulls once more and the cow farts again. At
this point, in walks his Swedish neighbor, Sven. Eyeing Ole's new cow,
Sven asks could he try milking it as it sure looks like a good milk
cow. Ole replies with a ya, and Sven grabs a hold, pulls on the cow's
teats and the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole and says, "Ya buy dis cow in Iowa? Ole says, "Yah, I
did, but I never told ya dat. How'd ya know I bought da cow in Iowa?"

Sven says, "My wife, Hilda, is from Iowa."

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