The Herring Choker Joke List.
An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent years of
his life sentence in prison.
While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who
had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one
side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed right over
the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck.
Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband
made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and
whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just
cooperate and do anything he wants.
If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you
like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives
depend on it!. Be strong and I love you."
After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says:
"Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen
a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in
my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the
Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."
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