Stan's at the store...
A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell, the wife answers.
" Hi is Stan home?"
" No he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest
breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just
Nora thinks about this for a second an figures what the hell - a hundred
She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a
100 bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says
"They are so beautiful I got to see the both of them. I'll give you
another 100 bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and says what the hell opens her robe and gives
Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks
on the table then says he can't wait any longer for Stan and leaves.
A while later Stan arrives home and his wife says "You know your weird
friend Chris came over. "
Stan thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the
200 bucks he owes me"
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